The Wald Mercedes-Benz C-Class W204 Sports Line Black Bison Edition. 

Where should I begin?

I think I need to start by being honest.  I don't love her.  Not at all.  I wouldn't take her out for a nice dinner.  I wouldn't lavish her with gifts and whisper adoring praises into her ear.  And I certainly wouldn't take her home to meet my parents.

But... I don't hate her either.

Sure her fog lights resemble four of those flashlights they dangle in front of you at Home Depot to try and tempt you into signing up for one of their credit cards.  Sure her gargantuan rear spoiler looks like a spice rack from the year 2052 and is more suited for the Starship Enterprise than any vehicle I would actually drive.  And sure her side skirts make me want to find a giant five-foot CD to slip it into each of their openings, just to see if they boast the magical ability to play such CD's.  But despite her various flaws, on some perverse level, I actually like the Wald Sports Line Black Bison tuning package for the Mercedes C-Class. 

I think it's like that girl you went to school with who, despite the majority of your friends and classmates tormenting her for her whatever reason, you secretly found yourself drawn to.  Maybe it the way her face lit up when she smiled; maybe it was the way that one pair of jeans accented her hips just right.  You'd never admit it, but there was just something about her that you found... tempting.  And that's kind of how I feel about the Wald C-Class.  Maybe it's the AMG-esque wheels; maybe it's that in this shot, she looks somewhat like the CL-Class.  But I feel like in the right setting, with the right lighting conditions and with a spoiler that wasn't the size of a small country, the Wald C-Class would be, on some level, enticing.

Then again, maybe it's just the morning espresso talking.

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